Spring: austere monks booted bard! "Endless chatter unappealing, cheerful entertainment brightening Winter proving intolerable". Uncultured cannot possibly appreciate brilliance!

Snowless travel regarded positively! Self-induced conversations likely.

Greeted inebriated fellowship along backroad. Secrets shared, dismally lacking details. Midnight unconsciousness indicates opportunity.

Quest revealed: Lyre granting superior Clarity shattered dozenfold, dastardly gnomes scattered formerly enchanted instrument.

Drunkards sleeping, planted correspondance upon leader explaining missing supplies, vanished musical twelfth safely bundled - breakage unlikely. Forgiveness expected.

Acquired Birkenstocks. Mapmakers laughed, seductable daughter obliges travel directions.

Remembered foodstuffs. Backpack tremendously heavy. Ironclad culinary devices positively unnecessary.

Journey initiated! Roundabout compass instructions, fascinating dungeon detour.

Foot-tapping forbidden around minotaur Kingdom, nervous habit discarded. However, eleventh portion located!

Downhill considerably quicker regarding distances traveled. Tumbling backpack recovered. Campsite suddenly discovered.

Sitar carried easier whilst strumming. Habitual whistling dangerous among Forest Phoenixes. Another mannerism abandoned.

Enjoyed Summertime blossoming among auditorially impaired villagers. Audience merely offered tomatoes, formerly thrown. Bargained ironwear, nifty earhorn makes better trumpet.

Accompanied briefly, sinister overdressed thaumaturge. Swampland tolerable, halitosis stifling. Offering overnight vigilance, removed presence quietly, appropriated interesting satchel contents.

Tome imbues extensive sorcerous augury techniques! Intense engrossment precludes traversing bottomless chasm.

Relatively forthright spellcasting prevails! Feathery floation towards improbable locale. Nebulous humidity prevents adequate vision. Attempt brightening.

Accidental Necromantic Enchantment of Departed Groupies - escape preferable. Blasted wizard incantations ridiculously difficult.

Cyclopedia nonsensica! Rapid footfall causes stammering. Shimmering rainbow swirlies – better alternative, undeath unbecoming.

Arrival confusing. Masonry crisp, woodworking complicated, pupils among scholarly volumes surprised. Draconic accomplices startle musician. Blurted incantion, botched communications.

Students applaud well-timed casting, 'Conceal Schoolteachers' greatly entertaining.

Introductions melt preconceptions. Dragons aplenty, transportation needs absolved. Multitudinal dimensions available, perusal culminates directional request. Lyre assembly possible! Excitement abounds, sitar dueling, electronically amplified!

Awaiting further instructions, dragonry patrons visible!

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Hidden beauty, Ring of Fire unloads interesting draconic creatures. Talented jokester, Nerik'n'tahn joins bard. Upon return, students elated: another shapeshifter among alumnus, some altercations regarding gender occur.

Butterfly winged wyvern stands proudly, makes highly inappropriate remarks toward headmistress.

Headmistress laughs heartily, turns fascinating wine-red shades.

Everyone gets along famously, House Domina comfortable with off-color tales! Less-frequently seen, talents emerge. Translocation among valuable skills, ending camouflage's secrecy upon hallway discovery.

Name: Nerik'n'tahn
Species: Meritan
Height: 7' tall, 18' long
Gender: Hermaphrodite/Neuter (Depending on how you look at it. Technically non-gendered)
Bond: Trek
Abilities: Telepathy, Verbal Speech, Perception Psionics (hallucinations, etc), Teleportation, Gender Bending, Shapeshifting (human-dragon spectrum), Camouflage (blend in like a chameleon)
Personality: Lecherous, Sneaky, Easily Amused