Yup, you guessed it, Ilya's a real person! Ilya Farber - Human from Mostly Earth, teaching Philosophy and Reality 2; Logicial Thinking 6, 8; What You Can Learn From Looking At Your Brain 4, 5, 7; and hangs out otherwise with the Dungeon Crawlers and RPGers. Has a dragon in another universe.
Clementina Feliciane - a Literist from a Nexus world, a devotee of the written word and all its connotations. Also, a dragon rider (here with her shapeshifting draconic companion Liaxeri). Teaching Practical Composition 1, 2, 4, 7, 8.
Paxton Fettel - Human ghost/revenant from Armacham's universe. Pointman's annoying little psychic brother. Teaches Drama 1,2; Afterlife Choices 3; Ironic Literature 4,5; You and Your Clone 7. Has a massive female fan following.
Pointman (Fettel?) - Human from Armacham's universe. Paxton's mute (silent?) older brother. Teaching Battlefields of Earth 2; Speech 3; Special Forces Training 4,6; Warfare and Tactics 5; and History of Warfare 7. Does not hesitate to growl, and hangs out with Gresilla Hagen as often as possible.
Dr. Gordon Freeman - His contract came up for bid and we couldn't pass him up! Teaching Theoretical Physics 2, 3, 6; Improvisational Weaponry And You 7, 8.
Angelino Gabriella - Though he rooms with Crazy Doc Sanger, and they actually look like light and dark copies of each other, he's still an angel to us... Honors English 2; English 101 6; Psychology of Aliens 3, 4; Martian Studies 5, 7.
Ghinjarr - a dragon thrope from Lantessama, one quite adept at admonishing demons. And, apparently, teaching in the nude. Demonic Reorientation 5, 8.
Margaret Olivia Goddard aka ULTRA - a well-known west coast superhero and leader of her own super team! Loud and ... bright... With constant vigilance the city can be rid of crime! Teaches Super Team Building 1, 3; Super Team Tactics 2, 4; Navigation and Skywatch for Fliers 5, 8. She also hosts a superhero-style 'seminar/party' for young potential heroes every few weekends.
Helen Graves - Human, been with Carramba since '58. Girls Physical Education 2, 3, 4, 6, 7; Political Science 1, 8.
And yes you guessed it again, that's actually Lethe, the creator! Lethe Katherine Gray - Human from Mostly Earth, an author of imaginary renoun. Fiction Writing 6; Advanved Role Playing 2, 5, 8; Publishing and Illustration 3, 4, 7. Gifted with a dragon recently.
Gresilla Hagen - Immortal elf, it's a good thing she doesn't need health-plan bennies! Armoring/Weaponsmithy 8; Martial Arts 3, 4; Combat Magic 2; Tactics and Warfare 6, 7. Has a dragon.
High Mistress Mita Haital - Zekiran, with betting and money in her blood, it's no wonder this math whiz was hired for the math department! Party Planning 2; Measuring Up 4, 5, 6; Betting and Odds 7, 8.
Renee Hart - an Armacham created and Icarus-enhanced ... um... assassin. Don't worry, she's got a heart of gold. Or at least platinum. Instructing Martial Arts/Stealth for Deselection Practitioners 1, 6; Deselection Procedure and Assignment Procurement 7.
Synergy and/or Pattern Haze - in addition to being a major corporate sponsor for Carramba High, this pair (... group?) of brilliant programmers have been playing around in the cyber lab as well as any place on campus with a good wifi signal (and that's pretty much everywhere, thanks to S/E and Alabaster) (and Silverknight...) and have thus begun to offer hints and tips on a variety of topics such as 'how 1337 are you?' and 'your mom snipes better than that' and 'lolnub lern2game'. Also known as Analyzing Military Tactics Through the Use of Video Simulations 1, 3, 6, 8.
Zula Heddi - Human native of India, with a keen eye for talent. Art Interpretation 5; Art 7; Fashion Tech 3; Modeling 4, 6; Laser Art 8.
Hero Healer - from Paragon City's Protector shard, happily here to instruct Fashion Identities 3; Snappy Comebacks 5; Martial Arts For The Fashion Conscious 8.
Red Herring - Human who can place first in any cooking competition! Fertilizer and You 1, 2, 4; Taxidermy 6; Trout Breeding 7; Advanced Sushi Tech 8 - in that order... Sells cookware and sushi in the Pavillion.
Coach Hilton - Been the coach of the 4th and 5th period Football team since who knows when. Brought the team to victory dozens of years in a row and wishes to see that trend continue. Also teaches Swim Team 1, Track/Field 2, 3; and the very popular Board Sports (ski, surf, snow, air) 6th.
Miko Hirayama - Human from Japan, amazingly perceptive and can learn a new language with only a few hours of training with a native-speaker. Teaches Earth Languages 3, 7, 8; Grad Student Training 4, 5, 6.
Piers Hoarfrost - Human mage from an alternate dimension, enjoying a break from his Presidency (yes, he's the President of the USA in that dimension) to teach Warding and Shields 2, 3; Politics of Magic 4, 5;
Maqumos Houten - Draconic representative residing with and bonded to Kuumba. Teaches Advanced Light Magic 2, 3; Dimensional Travel and Pocket Universes 5, 7.
Zenizap Houten - Maqumos's mother, an amazing holiday spirited dragon visiting her kin from the Healing Den, and having chosen to help with professorial duties. Surviving and Thriving While Unbonded 2, 7; Often works for the Pet and Familiar Sitting services.
Lela Huntington - Even though she lives with the Constructs, she insists she's human. With no home town, social security number or known relatives. Galactic Geography 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
Ihrinnah - A plant-human genetic experiment, dragon rider, and space explorer. Be careful, her pheremone production has been known to 'sway' males... Teaches Hedge Mazes 1,8; Herbs and Veggies 2, 5; Dragon Care 3, 6. Is a dragon rider but won't play with the Stunt team.
Patty Kelley of Avalon Tattoo!! Patty Kelley - Human tattoo artist from Earth. Art Interpretations 3; Laser Art 4, 5; Tattoo Art Instruction 6, 7, 8. Patty's studio is located at Avalon Tattoo in Sunny San Diego!
Karen Kenobi - Trained as Sith and Jedi, currently neither and both. Dragonrider with a pair of wacky bonds. Teaches Dragon Care 4, 7; Practicing Sith Powers 2, 6, 8. Both her dragons love to perform with the CDST.
Ed Krueger - Imagine a shop teacher who still has all his fingers! Amazing! Teaches Metal Shop 3; Driving 4, 5, 6; Autobody and Paint 2, 7; Silk Screen 8.
Heck yeah this is Claudia Black, perfect for this character! Baeris Kshau - a Nexus powerhouse, dragonrider (Greeny-gold Dulath who is usually found with her, as she's a very small dragon), genetic engineer and dragonry leader. The Healing Den is normally her domain but between she and Alabaster they have the local dragon population housed and healthy. Teaching Dragon Hatching Seminars 2, 5, 8 (plus off-season and summer courses); Dragonry Recordkeeping and Data Collection 1; Familiar Care and Training 3, 6.
Tessrabia Kshau - dragonrider and daughter of Baeris, a confident and caring young woman whose concerns about dragons allows her to continue in her mother's footsteps easily. Instructing Nexus Geohistory 1, 5, 6; Dragon Care 2, 8.
Kuumba Zawadi - a Kwanzaa gryphon, here teaching Mythological History periods 1, 2; Crafting for the Thumbless periods 6, 7 and 8. She enjoys giving and getting gifts!